Thursday, March 13, 2008

Not Dead.

"You didn't go and collect your results today?"

"Well I'm here, aren't I? I honestly have better things to do!"

"I love the way you think, Marvin."

-Daphne and I (more or less), before the orchestration of the "Let's Improv!" workshop

Look, if I wanted to abandon you, dear readers, I'd _say_ so, okay? :D

Thanks for staying tuned. A reward:



That is Mia Palencia. We meet an eon ago, when she was still in Double Take and playing mostly jazz music. Comparative to the stuff she's doing now? Infinitely preferable. Where was I? Ah yes, meeting. My brother and I met her at, funnily enough, a public speaking competition. Then radio silence for, oh, 3 years? When I meet her again, she's turned into a full blown artiste, with her own album and all that jazz. (Oh a pun! Well played!)

So I got my results (YES! MY SPM RESULTS! THIS IS THE END PRODUCT OF 13 FUCKIN' YEARS! I CAN NOW TELL PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE SUFFOCATING DIGESTIVE SYSTEM THAT IS HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND AM A WHOLESOME INDIVIDUAL, OKAY?) *ahem* Sorry. You can say I feel strongly about the Malaysian education system. (Bizarre, as the HKIS people, would call it.)

Breakdown:
[Compulsory]
English.........................................A1 [No shit, Sherlock!]
BM..............................................A2 [Phwoar, made it!]
English Science and Technology............A2 [.... The fuck?]
History.........................................A2 [Hellz yeah! Sleeping in class included!]
Modern Mathematics.........................A1
Moral Studies.................................C6 [Damn right, I'd be embarassed if I scored for that
bullshit.]
[Additional]
Chemistry...............................B3
Additional Mathematics...............C6
Biology..................................B3
Physics..................................B3
English in Literature...................A2 [Three fuckin' cheers. I didn't even finish the paper]

OKAY! ARE WE DONE? CAN WE LEAVE ALL THAT CRAP BEHIND US NOW?

Good. Fact of the matter is the only way I would've given a rat's ass about my results is if it secured me a scholarship. Which it doesn't. Let's move on.

I have not forgotten! I promised an update of the forensics! But it must wait, for its been a long day. I'll the past 3 weeks in one fel swoop.

Or maybe I won't. *Biiiiiiiig smile*