Thursday, March 13, 2008

Not Dead.

"You didn't go and collect your results today?"

"Well I'm here, aren't I? I honestly have better things to do!"

"I love the way you think, Marvin."

-Daphne and I (more or less), before the orchestration of the "Let's Improv!" workshop

Look, if I wanted to abandon you, dear readers, I'd _say_ so, okay? :D

Thanks for staying tuned. A reward:



That is Mia Palencia. We meet an eon ago, when she was still in Double Take and playing mostly jazz music. Comparative to the stuff she's doing now? Infinitely preferable. Where was I? Ah yes, meeting. My brother and I met her at, funnily enough, a public speaking competition. Then radio silence for, oh, 3 years? When I meet her again, she's turned into a full blown artiste, with her own album and all that jazz. (Oh a pun! Well played!)

So I got my results (YES! MY SPM RESULTS! THIS IS THE END PRODUCT OF 13 FUCKIN' YEARS! I CAN NOW TELL PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE SUFFOCATING DIGESTIVE SYSTEM THAT IS HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND AM A WHOLESOME INDIVIDUAL, OKAY?) *ahem* Sorry. You can say I feel strongly about the Malaysian education system. (Bizarre, as the HKIS people, would call it.)

Breakdown:
[Compulsory]
English.........................................A1 [No shit, Sherlock!]
BM..............................................A2 [Phwoar, made it!]
English Science and Technology............A2 [.... The fuck?]
History.........................................A2 [Hellz yeah! Sleeping in class included!]
Modern Mathematics.........................A1
Moral Studies.................................C6 [Damn right, I'd be embarassed if I scored for that
bullshit.]
[Additional]
Chemistry...............................B3
Additional Mathematics...............C6
Biology..................................B3
Physics..................................B3
English in Literature...................A2 [Three fuckin' cheers. I didn't even finish the paper]

OKAY! ARE WE DONE? CAN WE LEAVE ALL THAT CRAP BEHIND US NOW?

Good. Fact of the matter is the only way I would've given a rat's ass about my results is if it secured me a scholarship. Which it doesn't. Let's move on.

I have not forgotten! I promised an update of the forensics! But it must wait, for its been a long day. I'll the past 3 weeks in one fel swoop.

Or maybe I won't. *Biiiiiiiig smile*

6 comments:

Ganymede said...

You and your bro have this thing about math and sciences don't you.

Hehehe. Now that its done, it is my duty to do the legal thing with you.

*wink wink

Syar said...

I'd gloat about beating you at Chem and Add Maths...if it wasn't so cleared that you clearly whoop my ass at BM. My mother tongue. You pale Chinese bastard.

Ok, was that like, too racist? Cause I was kidding. And the comment was borne from personal shame anyway.

Anyway, congrats on finally closing the chapter to that highly length, mildly unnecessary chapter of your life. Onward ho to bigger and better things.

-C said...

I am _highly amused_ by syar. Is this wrong? Am I indulging in dark, forbidden things/

Unknown said...

Your grading system is mystifying.

Syar said...

No Calvin. Being amused by me is highly endorsed by the Universal Committee of Syar's Domination of The Universe. It means you're on my side, and that is highly approved of.

yvonen s. said...

HELLO MARVIN